Speaking German in Texas

[ruck]

Speaking German in  Texas

Near  Fredericksburg ,  Texas , where there is a large German-speaking
population, a farmer walking down a country  road  notices a man
drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted:  'Trink das wasser nicht. Die  kuhen haben
dahin gesheissen.' (Which means:  'Don't drink the water, the cows have
s*** in it.')

The man shouted back: 'I'm from  New York and  just down here
campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't  understand you.
Please speak in English.'         

The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll  get  more'